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• 2012-05-26

  

  (via cs-ophelia)

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  Results of last night’s party:

  - Got slapped repeatedly with a 15 inch vibrating rubber cock.

  - Dick drawn on my back.

  - Swastika on my ass.

  - No hangover at all even with little to no water

  - Met a bunch of awesome new people

  - Have yet to check phone to see if I drunk-texted anybody.

  - MILLIONS OF DUBSTEPS

• 2012-05-24

  commanderinqueef:

  jzul:

  if you pour the milk in before the cereal, you probably also worship satan and masturbate to child porn.

  hey, I may worship satan and masturbate to child porn, but I DO NOT pour the milk in before the cereal. 

  Wait.. People actually poor the milk in before the cereal?
  
  These must be the bad people my mum told me to stay away from. ;_;

  (via cs-ophelia)

  Source: jzul

• 2012-05-23

  

  amayaaaa:

  my carpet, edited n shit

  The wording of that is a bit.. Ambiguous.

  Source: amayaaaa

• 2012-05-22

  When I move into my own place, I shall surround myself with puppies and boxes.

  (via serialmonkeythruster)

  Source: pleatedjeans

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  Anonymous asked: Nice collar bones, faggot.

  My entire body is nice, cockbag.

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  Anonymous asked: With love, Demetrious <3

  Oh, Demetrious, you lovely man. :3

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  Anonymous asked: this is you right? h t t p s : / / w w w . f a c e b o o k .c o m / l b r a t t 1

  Eeeeeeeeyup.
  
  Do I know you?

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  Anonymous asked: but seriously where do you live

  Perth. That’s all the detail I’m going into for now.

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  Anonymous asked: i would lick those nipples where do u live?

  A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. :D